birpies

Bird... Herpies. A very tragic disease. You can get it from birds. Obviously.

*walks out of doctors office*
Dude 1: Man this sucks
Dude 2: Dude what happened?!? Did they tell you whats wrong with you?!?
Dude 1: Yeah...
Dude 2: Well?!?
Dude 1: I've got birpies...
Dude 2: OH F**K
Dude 1: Yeah...

by TheDINOsaw August 26, 2010