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5 billion hoes

The ultimate status of a chad, one who has achieved so many hoes that it is unbelievable how chad one man is.
Yo I heard Michael has 5 billion hoes wtf??
by Ram57 May 20, 2021
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Billion Dollar Bitch

A female that is such a bitch that one would leave her even if they were giving up a billion dollars
Guy one: Jenna is such a billion dollar bitch, man. I'd part with a testicle if it meant never speaking to her again
Guy two: I guess she is a Billion Dollar Bitch
by Beekmaster21 September 21, 2018
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a billion years later

1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.

2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”

“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”

“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017
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Billion Dollar Baby

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel,
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover
Billion dollar baby
Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough tell me
I am so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Billion dollar baby
I got you in the dimestore
No other little girl could ever hold you
Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe
Foaming like a dog that's been infected by the rabies
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Million dollar baby
Billion dollar baby
Trillion dollar baby
Zillion dollar baby
by WorseThanHitler December 17, 2020
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Billion suprise toys

a couple kidnaps a living fridge and steals its organs by saying "Do you have SAoWcEs?"
Billion suprise toys baisically:

"Fridge, Fridge?"
"Yes papa?"
"Do you have sauces"
*sigh* "here's my ribcage-"
by spongebobs left toe June 13, 2021
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The Billion Dollar Question

"Who's Got Weed?"
So... here's The Billion Dollar Question.... Who's got weed?
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Billion Surprise Toys

Imagine Waking Up And There Is a Billion Surprise Toys Waiting there For You
by DANK_ZAC420 May 11, 2021
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