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Bezos

Another word for giving head, also known as oral sex. This term originated from Jeff Bezos’ giant and bald head, and is used in many popular songs and memes.
All I want from you right now is some good bezos.
by 🐺 November 4, 2023
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Jeff Bezos

When the blow hit, his belly lifted in the air like an empty rut, until his ass cracked. Jeffrey sank down into the grass. His face slid off his ass, so he could see my mouth on his dirty ass cheeks.

I bit and sucked.

Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.

When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.

My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.

Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.

Jeffrey
Jeff Bezos just DDoS'd me
by The Definer 666 69 420 August 19, 2022
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Bezos

An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.

Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.

Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.

Psychopaths have:

Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies

Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
What a Bezos!

Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!

(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
by @natty_bom_batty November 26, 2021
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Joof Bezos

The most rich and evil version of Joof possible
Jeff: Joof Bezos is rich and everyone loves him.
by Joofus August 18, 2021
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Johng bezos

a famous wealthy person who is very stupid. This character is fictional and is created by kk.
Johng bezos is my IQ friend
by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk9.0 March 7, 2023
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Bezos' Syndrome

A condition where an employer tricks you into loving your job or just feeling good for working where you work, either because the pay is good, your workplace looks nice or just because it's a well known company, despite it being shit and basically slavery.
- What do you do for a living?
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.
by DruggedBabyPenguin August 2, 2021
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Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.
Gejj Bestor? No, It's "Jeff Bezos," his name is Jeff Bezos, not fucking "Gejj Bestor"
by steakjuice September 10, 2021
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