1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.
by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021
Get the Bezosmug. 
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by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025
Get the Gossamer Are Jeffrey Preston Bezosmug. A Gatorade or other plastic bottle filled with piss.
Typically used by Amazon factory workers and delivery drivers when bathroom breaks are severely restricted.
Typically used by Amazon factory workers and delivery drivers when bathroom breaks are severely restricted.
Worker 1: "Man, I really need to use the bathroom. But my manager said I used my one bathroom break for the day."
Worker 2: "Dude, just make a Bezos Bomb."
Worker 2: "Dude, just make a Bezos Bomb."
by Slippin' Jimmy 1960 April 10, 2025
Get the Bezos Bombmug. Jeff Bezos CEO of Amazon has a tightly knit group of skinless femboys, often used in baking cakes.
Slow Replies, funeral.
Slow Replies, funeral.
"Yes bro wys"
"Nothing much g, jus fuckin around with the Bezos-boys and what not init"
"What the fuck are you talking about you demon, your Mum has no skin g"
"Neither does the Bezos-boys"
"Ahaha Yes bro I feel you famalam"
"Nothing much g, jus fuckin around with the Bezos-boys and what not init"
"What the fuck are you talking about you demon, your Mum has no skin g"
"Neither does the Bezos-boys"
"Ahaha Yes bro I feel you famalam"
by Cally J Davis November 26, 2022
Get the Bezos-boysmug. Another word for giving head, also known as oral sex. This term originated from Jeff Bezos’ giant and bald head, and is used in many popular songs and memes.
by 🐺 November 4, 2023
Get the Bezosmug. When the blow hit, his belly lifted in the air like an empty rut, until his ass cracked. Jeffrey sank down into the grass. His face slid off his ass, so he could see my mouth on his dirty ass cheeks.
I bit and sucked.
Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.
When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.
My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.
Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.
Jeffrey
I bit and sucked.
Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.
When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.
My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.
Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.
Jeffrey
by The Definer 666 69 420 August 19, 2022
Get the Jeff Bezosmug.