Bethesda

A boring suburb of Washington D.C., where all the students are way too tense, the drivers are horrible, there's nothing to do but go to restaurants, and everything is dead silent after ten o'clock. Unless you are age 0-10 or 45+, please look elsewhere for a city.

Guy #1: Hey what should we do tonight?
Guy #2: Let's go to Bethesda!
Guy #1: ...
Guy #2: Nevermind. Let's go to your place and do something exciting like watching the weather channel.

by Delmarvin January 25, 2009

Bethesda Excuse

When something or someone has a poor excuse to a problem they caused.

Named from the game developver known as Bethesda for their glitchy games that people find every excuses known to man to forgive them for.

First Guy - Open world games are prone to glitches. It's the way things are.

Second Guy- Sounds like a Bethesda Excuse to me

by Superhippy1986 March 18, 2013

Bethesda

You see more Mercedes than Toyotas, and every girl over 10 has a cell phone, a credit card with a $5000 limit, and wears $80 Steve Maddens.

How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand.

by LRod May 10, 2005

benthos

The vaginal area of an attractive female marine biologist.

" Dude, she let me grab sample her benthos! "

by Dave Parker December 13, 2007

benthos

The layer of organic matter lining the bottom of a body of water.

The duck enjoyed probing the benthos for tasty water-beetles.

by That Guy September 23, 2004

Bethesda

One of the best game developers in the world. Creators of the Elder Scrolls series.

Bethesda created Morrowind, the best game in the world.

by The Ultimate Grunt January 16, 2004

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School

This school is so whack. So the education is alright and the teachers are ok, but the kids? Hookers. Pot heads. Horny Little Bastards. You want to go in for lunch? Sike. The teachers are lazy and don't even want to waste their time with you. To be honest, they're probably smoking a J out back or wishing they were. I'm trying to go to class and you know what I come back to? A room with a teacher who can't smell for shit, and a kid who smells like shit. Yeah, he got high on the crescent trail just like all the other nooblets and fools of this town. If you don't smoke, you're weird and if you do smoke, you're probably a kid of BCC, no doubt.
Hookers, Smokers, and some average kids who are just...weird.

A day at bethesda chevy-chase high school..
kid one-"Man, whats that smell?"
kid two-"I dunno dawg but it smells nice"
kid three-"hahaha, im so nice right now"

by The gang banger May 7, 2009