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Beasel

A word that can be used anyway, and can be anything you want the word to be. Its uses are limitless.

Below are some examples of how it can be used in conversation.
-What in the beasel is going on in here?
-Dude, where the beasel is my beasel?
-Who in the beasel are you?
-Beasel?
-Yesterday, I was trying to beasel my way to the beasel when this beasel comes up and is all in my beasel so I beasel him right in his beasel and he goes "OH SHIT, MY BEASEL" and runs away.
-One time, I was at this beasel and this stupid beasel named drew comes up to me and says "Want some beasel?". I kicked him in the beasel and he fell to the ground. I stood over him and screamed "You suck at life!". He then began to cry, acting very much like a beasel.
by Bad Religion Destroys You February 15, 2006
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Besser

A person who claims to love some-one but actuly fancys someone else (that i call a duck). Usely the victim is a neek and ends up emotionly dead and is left alone for the rest of the however long until they find some-else.
My last attempt to post this was rejected so I've used less names in this one
Besser: (to victim after liking for a couple of weeks): hey (name here) do you wana go out do that disco
Victim: (bright red): um... Sure why not

2 weeks later

Besser: ITS OVER! come on (ducks name here). Lets go to that disco you saw

victim (pissed off at every-one): WHAT THE F*** that was the only person i ever liked my life is RUINED
by BobHazUzi November 5, 2010
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Beasel

the most cutest little in the whole wide world.
beasel, i love you.
by littlebeasel March 16, 2010
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Bessette

Bessette, to train fancy poodles, of every type and variety, whilst wearing knee high socks with buckled shoes.
If your shoes do not have at least one to two buckles on them you are obviously not a Bessette
by Ninj13 January 1, 2012
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bussel

the word within Led Zepplin's vocabulary. it has no particular meaning...but we all know it as something that is apparently in our "hedgrow" and we are to not be alarmed by it. but that's what alarms us...the fact that it has no particular meaning...and we are supposed to not fear it. (stairway to heaven played backwards is a demonic message by the way...)
"...if theres a bussel in your hedgrow, dont be alarmed now. its just a spring clean for the may queen. if there are two paths go by, but in the long run, theres still time to change the road your on..."
by lexi whalen February 6, 2005
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Bissell Baby Batter

2. Bissell Baby Batter is a vacuum used by girls that think abortions are a form of birth control.

This is #2 of 5 vacuums.
In one month April had already had 2 abortions and was thinking she was gonna have to go back in and ask the Dr. for a stronger abortion vacuum like the Bissell Baby Batter.
by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019
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Beasel

Beasel- Steams from the Latin word beaeleous. The creature has both characteristics of Part Beaver , and part Weasel.

The Beasel, are primarily nocturnal, and enjoys a regular healthy feasting , there are one native to North America, and one to Europe which lives in a small village in England and is named David by the locals .

They are known for feeding, and sleeping in lodges (homes).
That animal can only be descirbed as a beasel
by Anthony Derk December 9, 2008
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