A piece of extreta that won't flush. You can flush it and flush it and flush it but it won't go away.
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Used as a catch-all substitute for a similar and more appropriate word that you can't quite remember, acceptable only because of its obvious incorrectness
"You know guys, I'm glad we bought those brownies. That was really a... benchmark moment"
"becca's yanif score just passed 150... she's passed her final... benchmark"
"no mom, I can't help clean right now. I'm working on a... benchmark"
"becca's yanif score just passed 150... she's passed her final... benchmark"
"no mom, I can't help clean right now. I'm working on a... benchmark"
by B-Rizz January 9, 2009
Get the benchmark mug.A slam on anyone you dont know the sex of. Its a universal slam on peeps that you dont know so that be judgemental without being considered sexist (ARC-LB)
by Canadian_du_jour May 22, 2009
Get the biachtard mug.The infamous "bozo benchmark" is when you install and start using the thing without reading any directions or warning labels. This benchmark can be used for everything from computer components to motorcycles, weed-whackers, and firearms.
My wife says that the "bozo benchmark" is merely a cheap fiction that I created to justify my typical male tendency to want to wade into stuff without reading the instructions. By enshrining that tendency as a benchmark, I legitimize it! She is, of course, completely correct.
by Michael Miller July 12, 2006
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Person, normally female, who doesn't care about the view of the public eye, yet establishes a level of coolness to individual people. Crowds find him or her strange, while delighting in ther odd presence all the same. Symptoms of becktardation include, but are not limited to: skipping/singing/screaming at seemingly socially inappropriate times and places, finding the simplest things very amusing for reasons unbeknownst, extreme talkativity and randomness, and sudden streams of incoherrent philosophic genius.
Person, normally female, who doesn't care about the view of the public eye, yet establishes a level of coolness to individual people. Crowds find him or her strange, while delighting in ther odd presence all the same. Symptoms of becktardation include, but are not limited to: skipping/singing/screaming at seemingly socially inappropriate times and places, finding the simplest things very amusing for reasons unbeknownst, extreme talkativity and randomness, and sudden streams of incoherrent philosophic genius.
by Dirk Snel January 19, 2006
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