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blitzkrieg

It is a sexual move where the male is hitting that shit from the back (doggie style) and you pretend like your about to cum. Then, you pull out and spit on her back, but keep the real jizz ready to go. When she turns around to see the mess you made, you hit her in the face with all of your next generations (sperm). Laugh it off then get a sharpie and draw a swastika (fuck if i know how to spell) on her lower back and put a tally mark below it. Now, everytime you fool her, stick another tally mark under the symbol. So now when you see a girl with a bunch of tallys, she either likes it, or is a dumbass mother fucker.
Yo, shit cuz, i fucking pulled a blitzkrieg on my bitch then dumped her ass, fucktard bitch.
by Fus10n July 21, 2006
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Blitzkriegz

To evacuate from every orifice onto ones lover.
This includes vomiting, peeing and defecation.
Last night my girlfriend let me Blitzkriegz on her chest
by Alaric Beaz October 13, 2008
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Blitzkrieg bop

Driving a vehicle directy into a puddle to purposely splash a pedestrian
We are about to Blitzkrieg Bop a Boy
by Oliver 31770 July 14, 2007
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Blitzkrieged

Blitzkrieged, when your playing a WWII Video Game and are rushed by an unstoppable mass of axis guys, who you know are like, KILL THEM ALL!!! The end result is your corpse being faced rape.
"OH SHIT THEY JUST BLITZKRIEGED BOB!!!"

"Eh, fecking nOOb was asking for it."
by Lt Frosty January 16, 2009
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Blitzkriegsturmwagon

An automobile of Germanic origin capable of winning lightening attacks on unsuspecting cars of the same class.
Was that a Blitzkriegsturmwagon that just blew the doors off of my Toyota?
by Dancnbare January 11, 2012
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Blitzkrieg Pop

When you are banging your German girlfriend and you cum too fast.
My girlfriend Heide was riding my dick so hard she caused me to Blitzkrieg Pop.
by dawgtopper August 6, 2016
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Backdoor Blitzkrieg

When making sweet love to your gal, just following the moment of ejaculation and while still inside of her, you fart...loudly.
That bastard caught me off guard with a Backdoor Blitzkrieg .
by scerrie June 14, 2016
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