Beef Curtains

Piss flaps

Jason Donavan once sang

"I close my eyes.... drew back beef curtains.. aah-aah-aah"

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Beef curtains

When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum

Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum

by Funny guy 199 March 12, 2017

beef curtain

n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.

Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain

by wide ass hole October 1, 2011

Beef Curtains

See Piss Fenders

by N. Culv September 8, 2003

beef curtain

a vagina that looks like a fresh, fleshy open wound. Can sometimes resemble a dogs gums.

that girl got slammed so many times, she has beef curtain.

by Corey-O December 12, 2008

Beef curtains

Women with unusually long labia.

That chick needs a three masted schooner to hoist those beef curtains.

by EH of HB September 11, 2007

Beef Curtains

My girlfriends vagina... :(

Please dont remind me of my girlfriends nasty ass beef curtains...

by TheManTheyCall October 10, 2009