Beef curtains

Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light

beef curtains are a flabby vagina often with many hairs, looks like a rug

by Bantsas October 10, 2017

beef curtains

lips of the vagina

bro #1: she told me to lick her downstairs lips
bro #2: yo did she have beef curtains?
bro #1: ye

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

Beef Curtains

A vagina

Look at her Beef Curtains

by trumpetBlaster January 7, 2021

beef curtains

It refers to when something's time has come to an end, most commonly used by YouTuber KubzScouts.

"It's beef curtains for me, everybody" -when something bad happened and you're probably going to die

by lexyy. September 11, 2023

[Beef curtains]

Also Known as pussy lips.

I chewed her Beef Curtains.

by Sierra & Ashley March 29, 2007

Iron Beef Curtains

This refers to the Vagina of Margaret Thatcher (Former Prime Minister of the UK). The nick name for her flacid genetalia, comes ironically (HA!) from the nick name associated with her stubborness in politics "The Iron Lady".

However the nick name became cemented in the hearts of the public, when a photographer accidentally fell over and took a picture upskirt revealing her vagina to be actually made from 18th century pig iron.

This has opened up a large debate which spans many topics.

Biology - How?
Philosophy - Why?
and Politics - ......

Some have suggested that it was not her vagina at all, but a form of securtiy device to stop unwanted vermin from nesting in there. However regardless, the media splash was enough to concrete in the term Iron Beef Curtains.

I would like to be the first, then, to suggest, that instead of wasting, millions of pounds of taxpayers money on her state funeral. We should instead, recycle her Iron Beef Curtains.

by 3rd Party October 17, 2009

greasy beef curtains

sloppy hairy cunt lips you would like to look away but just can't

The girl next door has greasy beef curtains.

by swebb January 21, 2004