beasto

Someone that has sex with animals in the ass with no lube.

What are you doing with my dog?...OMG you beasto!

by Dematron August 23, 2011

bastos

rude, like a vile pig.

that nasty bastard was very bastos.

by Freediver May 10, 2005

beasts

legend's..hero's..people who mack ho's constantly..great-lookin..bling..shazam..

Vin and Grif are BEASTS

by hershwitz September 21, 2003

beasts of burden

The members of our population with totally "non-human" or "wild animal" mindsets (think, Rockefeller-type multi-billionaires, big-biz leaders, government bureaucrats, drug lords, etc.) who "live high on the hog" themselves, but who subject the rest of us to great stress and unfair toil merely to support their unhealthy greed for wealth and power.

They say that the top 1% of the human population controls half of the world's wealth --- seems like these "rich bugs" view all of us as mere beasts of burden to labor and provide for their own selfish luxury and arrogant feelings of control.

by QuacksO December 3, 2019

fantastic beasts and where to find them

A movie where "Newt" (Eddie Redmayne) wrecks New York by losing his shit (the fantastic beasts). And there were never even any wizards in America anyways! What the hell David Yates.

Did you see Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them? It was... interesting.

by Voiceless Knight December 29, 2016

Beastophile

A disorder in which an adult is primarily attracted to prepubescent animals

I thought Ross genuinely wanted to be a sheep rancher. Turns out he's a full blown beastophile.

by Feztastic January 20, 2014

Beastology

The detailed study of people with beastly appearances which are frankly repulsive. When assesing beasts they can be assosiated with different creatures like wild bore, wilderbeasts, arabian mammals, large sweaty dogs and ye olde grizzly.

Jimothy: good lord william have you seen that wild bore over there, take a look at that up turned nose and stubby appearence.

William: thats nothing compared to ye olde grizzly over there! i mean iv never seen such a large amount of pertruding back hair.

Proffesor G wizz: ( chuckles to himself) oh you boys really are the star pupils of beastology!

by horseraddishsenior July 18, 2011