BMW Beastiality

the act of a beast posing next to a well respected car manufacturer.

Bro, when she said 525i, was she talking about herself? Because that's some no joke BMW Beastiality.

by homeE30grown May 31, 2007

necro-crip-peido-beastiality

a perversion invloving fucking dead-crippled-baby animals, practiced mainly in middlesboro

hey smoggy get your cock out of that dead cat, you do realise its a spacker, you pervert.

by Diamond Dave April 28, 2004

Necro Beastial Badger Feltching

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".

A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."

by Reginald Donkeylover October 4, 2005

Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality)

Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.

Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"

by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009

beastiality

when someone has sex with an animal

john fucked his dog frank that is beastiality

by johndrinksfrankpee April 25, 2021

beastiality

when you have a pet dog

“omg i got a dog named bruno!”
“you’re the definition of beastiality”

by Donkey Jeremy April 5, 2021

Beastiality

It's just like bestiality, but it's doesn't have the word "best" in it.

Beastiality should be the actual word because bestiality is definitely not the best. Periodt.

Person 1: Bestiality is bad.

Person 2: Then it's beastiality! Get it?

by skkkys March 22, 2024