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BMW Beastiality

the act of a beast posing next to a well respected car manufacturer.
Bro, when she said 525i, was she talking about herself? Because that's some no joke BMW Beastiality.
by homeE30grown May 31, 2007
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necro-crip-peido-beastiality

a perversion invloving fucking dead-crippled-baby animals, practiced mainly in middlesboro
hey smoggy get your cock out of that dead cat, you do realise its a spacker, you pervert.
by Diamond Dave April 28, 2004
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Necro Beastial Badger Feltching

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
by Reginald Donkeylover October 4, 2005
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Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality)

Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.
Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"
by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009
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Beastiality

Being sexually attracted to a person who is hard as nails, a beast of a person.
Kye is a beast
Yeah he got me into beastiality”
by Neil Paulson January 12, 2021
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beastiality

Like pedophilia, a MENTAL ILLNESS. But sexually attracted to animals.
He's thinking, NOT acting on fucking a bird. According to the DSM, beastiality is a mental illness. Just get him help.
by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021
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Beastiality rap

Alternative rap genre created by the G.O.A.T. Rapper Harper T
Did you hear that new Beastiality rap Harper T just released? Yeah it creeped me out too.
by Saltyjake April 25, 2024
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