Spread beagle

When a girl is laying on her back and her floppy tits fall to the side under her armpits and they look like an old pair of beagle ears.
I took that girl home from the bar last night and I couldn't get my nut because she had a droopiest set of spread beagle I have ever seen.
by Dogs anal July 01, 2017
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Horse Beagling

Verb:

To fist two horses with a beagle on each arm.
"You know when you are fisting a beagle and your arm gets stuck. You think S**t! What the f**k am I going to do? So you get another beagle and start fisting that. Then your arm gets stuck in that beagle. Now you're really screwed! So you decide that to fist a horse with each beagle. THAT'S Horse Beagling."

"The list goes on, you could fist the beagle whilst fisting a horse, whilst fisting and elephant, then a whale, then a dinosaur! Thats the great thing about Horse Beagling!"
by nowimboard July 14, 2008
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Beagle 2

R.I.P. Beagle 2
by Chris Ridsdill February 27, 2004
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rusty beagle

When you forget to use lube during butt sex and the resulting color on your penis is red and brown.
Kevin Mosier ended up with a rusty beagle after forgetting to use the KY jelly when Shawn gave him a straight guy back rub that went too far.
by Rachel Cooney July 08, 2017
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Creagle Beagle

Creagle Beagle is when one is actively drunk and stoned at the same time.
"Damn I am creagle beagled to the max right now!"

"I shouldn't have drank and smoked man. I'm way too creagle beagle right now!"
by KrizztheNizz February 08, 2015
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beagle mania

Someone who loves being around beagles.
"I mean I heard about BeatleMania but did you ever experience "Beagle mania"?
by vinman59 April 13, 2021
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Aston Beagles

You are an Aston Beagles
by TAKEN666 January 16, 2021
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