bagelly

(adj) Possessing qualities relating to being Jewish.

Jenna: Grossman? That sounds bagelly.

Jake: Mr. Hymowitz gave me this cheap ass candy. What a bagelly mofo!

by florida_swag March 30, 2011

Bagel

A fucking bagel, tastes good. Why did you even search this just go buy a fucking bagel

"You should buy a bagel instead of using urban dictionary"

by Lilbeanbagel April 28, 2021

Jelly Bagel

A jelly bagel is very simply described as when a man, or woman has a tongue ring and eats out his or her partner's butthole, also known as a rimjob, until it bleeds.. It is called a Jelly Bagel because the butthole is the bagel and the tongue ring acts as the knife that spreads the jelly, which of course is the blood.. Bikers, as well as hardcore rockers, often like to use the Jelly Bagel as their main source of sexual arousment.

Austin: Damn Ben, that jelly bagel you gave me last night was intense. Im still feeling it this morning!!

Ben: Yehh, tell me about it..Im still cleaning the pubes and the blood off my tongue ring..

Austin: We are doing that again soon!!

Ben: Fo Sho!!

by Tennessee's Finest July 25, 2009

Man Beagle

An international man off mystery with a face closely resembling the face of a beagle. Usually confused for "Droopy the dog". Man Beagles have been used in the past by the french government for espionage with little to no effect. This is due to the extremely low value of information attained while in use. Usually controlled by a handler called "Ma Beagle".

That damn Man Beagle just activated the beagle beacon!

by FrenchArmy February 27, 2011

manhattan bagel

Originating in NYC this fetish is when gay males use cream cheese as anal lubricant.

Mikey- “I heard Samy and Jeremy are really into Manhattan bagels. They claim they taste so good.”

by starchild.69.69 May 18, 2019

Double Bagel

When one were to get fucked in both conveniently placed holes, often by a father figure

I always get double bagelled by my dad I do - Molly

by Carltonsesh April 29, 2021

finagle a bagel

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.

Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible

by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015