Babooze

A word of Portuguese origin, in modern Hawaiian slang, or pidgin, it means someone who is slow-witted, stupid, easily fooled.

Hawaiian comedian Frank DeLima has a whole routine that revolves around 'Babooze' jokes.

Manny, that babooze! He lost his car keys and it took him an hour to get out of his car!

by MicHenn July 31, 2018

Baboof

To describe something disgusting or repulsive. Something that is beyond the word "ew" or "gross".

-Mari: "Ohmaga that guy is sooo hot!"
-Gabi:"EW no he is baboof!"

by djmarz April 5, 2010

Baboon Breakfast

A sexual act involving two people (any gender combination works). It begins with one person sticking their butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Do not pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Proceed to shove the hardened shit into the other member's asshole. From there the other member re-shits the shit into the original shitters mouth (much like a frozen cum swap).

It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.

Bob: I had a Baboon Breakfast this morning.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!

by 3008 June 16, 2011

beboo

a term of endearment.

i laa yoo beboo

by Cayteee November 22, 2011

Baboon Ass

A condition in which a mans ass ( specifically on or around the butthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the ass of a Baboon . This unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man' perspiration. In addition baboon ass can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones butthole such as in the case of diarhea or the beer shits etc...

OUCH my ass hurts , I must have baboon ass from all that beer and exercise. "Honey can you kiss it better ?"

by chicagogofan February 22, 2010

baboon butter

Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities

It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.

by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

Benboozled

To have a conversation or discussion changed into a pre-defined confused state.This state will only be known by the person or people not involved in said conversation and or discussion.

Did you hear how Korn Dog said he was in Tonopah Nevada to all of those people on the phone?" "Korn Dog was actually in Reno Nevada laughing out loud Ooskie Dooskie.He totally Benboozled all of them.

by Don Mofo Convert775-453-4236 March 31, 2011