Cosmic Brownie

When you take a shit from large heights and aim for the targets mouth

Dude, I just got a hooker to take my cosmic brownie.

by Cyruspeppercorn February 11, 2018

Sour Melted Brownie

Well, first off, have sex. Although, the female involved must have her Granny Panties on or at the ready! Near the end of sex when the guy starts to feel his giblets tingle and jingle, let him release his massive load in the Granny Panties. I bet your thinking oh, that's dumb. But wait, there is more. Now, the male must be ready to drop a fairly good sized deuce (poop). Deliver the goods in the Granny Panties on top of the cum. Now the female must pull up the Granny Panties and wear them the rest of the day.

1)Excuse me Miss, would you mind if I tried your sour melted brownie?

2)
Dominic: Hey Grandma, can I borrow your granny panties so me and my girlfriend Willanda can make a sour melted brownie?

Olga: Hey Suze, what is that smell? It wreaks.
Suze: Oh it's only a sour melted brownie. Dave gave it to me after a decent round of sex. I'm wearing it like a trophy.

by The Ginger Bastard February 11, 2009

taking the brownies out of the oven

a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool

Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.

by Cory Bovard December 8, 2004

brownie

A dessert that consists of melted chocolate bars, cocoa powder, sugar, eggs, salt, baking soda, baking powder, and butter or margarine.

Mary that dessert looks delicious!
Yeah, Im eating a brownie!
Can I have some?
Sure Katie!

by david faustino September 6, 2012

baking brownies

when one farts excessively - the smell of "baking brownies"

Holy shit, Paul's baking brownies! Go to the toilet paul!

by barneyg June 20, 2003

brownie finger

when you finger a girl in da butt and then make her lick your finger

Man this girl pissed me off so much i gave her a brownie finger.

by herpes June 3, 2003

Brownie Tunneling

The act of using human feces for lubrication for vaginal sex.

Bob: So, did you get some ass last night?
Tom: Oh God yeah, the chick even let me brownie tunnel her!
Bob: Holy shit! Nice dude!

Sam: So do ya think we have time for some brownie tunneling?
prostitute: well.. If you insist. Make sure you pull out though..

by Noah Hizzle May 6, 2008