Slut Bagel

A slut that has been fucked so many times you can see straight through her vagina like a bagel.

The stupid slut bagel has been on that corner for 29 years.

by Mark Grimyser November 29, 2004

bagel dumping

the act of randomly but strategically placing bagels in an urban area.

Bagel dumping is when you leave a bagel on a sign, the roof of a building, or a persons desk when they aren't looking, Basically any place you see fit.

by K-Raz April 22, 2010

Lil’ Bagel Hole

The anus. The sphincter.

She made me tongue punch her lil’ bagel hole.

His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.

I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.

by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020

library of babel

a vast library containing all possible 410-page books of a certain format and character set.
it is a website that contains all possible 410 page books of a certain format and character set.

anything that you can think of already exists in the library of babel

by random guy online69420 October 6, 2021

bagelly

(adj) Possessing qualities relating to being Jewish.

Jenna: Grossman? That sounds bagelly.

Jake: Mr. Hymowitz gave me this cheap ass candy. What a bagelly mofo!

by florida_swag March 30, 2011

Bagel

A fucking bagel, tastes good. Why did you even search this just go buy a fucking bagel

"You should buy a bagel instead of using urban dictionary"

by Lilbeanbagel April 28, 2021

Jelly Bagel

A jelly bagel is very simply described as when a man, or woman has a tongue ring and eats out his or her partner's butthole, also known as a rimjob, until it bleeds.. It is called a Jelly Bagel because the butthole is the bagel and the tongue ring acts as the knife that spreads the jelly, which of course is the blood.. Bikers, as well as hardcore rockers, often like to use the Jelly Bagel as their main source of sexual arousment.

Austin: Damn Ben, that jelly bagel you gave me last night was intense. Im still feeling it this morning!!

Ben: Yehh, tell me about it..Im still cleaning the pubes and the blood off my tongue ring..

Austin: We are doing that again soon!!

Ben: Fo Sho!!

by Tennessee's Finest July 25, 2009