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barking spider

A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.
Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.
by Rick C. May 14, 2005
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Batwings

When one's scrotum sticks to the inner thighs due to sweating in the groin area. This situation can be nicknamed 'Batwings' because the image created by this scenario can resemble a bat and its wings. The shaft of the penis can be see as the body and the stretched scrotum to either side can be seen as the wings. Many males (and hermaphrodites) find this common occasion displeasing.
Batman: It sure is hot in this cave.
Robin: Yeah I know, I'm beginning to have batwings.
Batman: That was very unnecessary.
by How are you today? October 6, 2009
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batin'

a short term for masturbating; beating off; pronunced like the "bating" in "masturbating"
Be right back. I feel like batin' for a little while.
by HomelessEd November 13, 2004
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Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.
Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.
by MG Lambo June 12, 2014
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Clam Banking

Similar to clam baking, but instead of hot boxing your car or other small space (such as a shed, porta-potty, etc.), you and your friends haze up a small banking booth. Very illegal and extremely hard to pull off because you have to insert your own bank ID card to gain access to the booth, and because there is almost always a security camera in the booth. This only makes things more exciting, and is definitely something worth bragging about if you can pull it off somehow.

NOTE: It is not necessary to withdraw funds from your account while clam banking, but it can add some fun to your experience as you struggle to remember your password while smoke floats in front of your face.
The other day I was riding around with Johnny and two bitches and we were looking for a place to smoke. We saw a Bank of America booth in a parking lot and went clam banking. The booth was so smoked up we couldn't even see the security camera!
by Not That Khed April 20, 2011
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Carol Baskins

When someone is pissing you off and you cant legally murder them.
If you don't stop bothering me, I'm going to Carol Baskins your ass.
by Redneckerson April 7, 2020
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Baking brownies

To fart excessively for an extended period of time
"Hey, what's that smell?"
"I think that guy over there is baking brownies"
by CLERKINATOR January 10, 2010
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