BATF

The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms: A law-enforcement and regulatory agency of the federal government. The BATF is alleged to have abused its power in dealing with lawful gun owners, using needlessly excessive force, wrongfully confiscating legal firearms, and violating the Fourth Amendment right of the people to be secure in their persons and their homes against unreasonable searches and seizures. A Congressman from Michigan aptly described BATF as "jackbooted American fascists" (see the Congressional Record for February 1995, at www.gpoaccess.gov).

The BATF and FBI were responsible for the raid on the Branch Davidian complex that sadly resulted in the Waco Texas Massacre.

by flood control dam #3 March 25, 2007

Batesville Burner

After enjoying one's self to a meal of crawfish, the guy proceeds to finger the girl while the finger appears to be clean but are in fact still full of hot spices, resulting in a burning sensation in the girl's pussy.

That bitch didn't know I ate crawfish today until I gave her a Batesville Burner

by napkin May 6, 2006

Baffed

No clue what the fucks going on

baffled

Hey What's this box for

'I dunno mate I'm baffed '

by Articulatator(sex god) March 4, 2018

Strangle Bate

Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.

During masturbation, the masturbator will choke away his own oxygen to enhance the orgasm.

It is believed the pain/sensation increases the amount of chemicals released in the brain during intercourse, hence making it so much more fun by yourself.

I almost killed myself stranglebating last night. Jesus I need a girlfriend.

by Senshi March 1, 2005

baffen

Baffen is the Dutch term for sucking/licking an anus.

Ik ga je lekker baffen vanavond: Translation; I'll go suck your anus tonight.

by Emiel June 25, 2007

norman bates

The act of going completely freaking out on someone.

Becca: "So did see that girl screaming at her boyfriend in the parking lot?"

Jake: "Yea, she totally went norman bates on his ass".

by cskillet January 15, 2009

Batesy Moment

(Noun)

A moment of unparrelled clarity or understanding followed by a random thought.

(Origin: Hull, Alex Bates)

Jon: "Damn i can't get this math prob!"
Alex: "It's 74...Mmm cheese"
Kev: "Another Batesy moment..."

by Jonesy1548 August 15, 2006