A person who works on one floor in an office building, but uses the bathroom facilities on another floor. Possibly for better facilities, or possibly to avoid close co-workers while subjecting unfamiliar employees to the stench of their biological functions.
Even though he works on the 4th floor and there are facilities there, Jerujohn is a 14th floor bathroom tourist, making 14th floor employees wonder who this guy is, and why he's using their toilets when there are perfectly good ones on the 4th floor.
by lewarcher August 29, 2015
Get the bathroom tourist mug.The act of a dude walking up to a urinal and before he starts peeing someone goes to the urinal next to him and without even taking a leak you Zip up, wash your hands and leave the restroom all while still having to wizz.
"Hey dude ,can you pull over I gotta take a leak?"
"I thought you went at the airport?"
"Nah, I bathroom bluffed when this huge buff guy walked up beside me to take a leak."
"I thought you went at the airport?"
"Nah, I bathroom bluffed when this huge buff guy walked up beside me to take a leak."
by BilLektro September 4, 2016
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Someone who makes numerous runs to and from a restroom, usually in an educational institution, to masturbate excessively.
Wow that student Sam Johnson sure is a bathroom athlete, he’s been leaving class and doing “laps” all day!
by Cwigggle August 9, 2018
Get the bathroom athlete mug.The technically not but low-key criminal act of beating your dick in the school/public bathroom. Even worse then shitting in a school/public bathroom.
by Xx_EatItAndBeatIt_xX July 13, 2023
Get the Bathroom Beater mug.A secreted bathroom, typically in a large and winding house that one can dump like a truck in with enough getaway time to not be caught. Also ideal for hiding.
"Who raped the Ninja Bathroom?"
"Pork and bean night, shouldve been faster. Hey where the fuck is Al P?
"Pork and bean night, shouldve been faster. Hey where the fuck is Al P?
by T_low June 12, 2010
Get the Ninja Bathroom mug.The isolated, tucked away bathroom that you scout out when at someone else's house. It is the optimal place to dump your load when you're trying to avoid the embarrassment of the effects of a digestive explosion (smells, stains, etc.).
Bro 1: "Dude I need to take a ginormous shit but I don't want his hot sister to find out."
Bro 2: "Chillax, there's a Designated Shit Bathroom in the guest house."
Bro 2: "Chillax, there's a Designated Shit Bathroom in the guest house."
by BigMike5387 September 24, 2010
Get the Designated Shit Bathroom mug."budget cut schools" which the bathrooms are disgusting. Weird, undescribable things happen. Everyone complains about what the hell goes on in there but the culprit is never found. Tends to always smell vulgar. Incidents include: used tampons and pads strewn across the floor, poop not in the toilet, inspiring quotes written on toilet paper with mean remarks next to it, toilet paper EVERYWHERE, broken locks, leaking toilets, clogged toilets, no soap, pubes on toilet seats, urinals have poop, and period blood written on mirrors. These bathrooms largely exist in the Southern California area.
"Dude I had to go to bathroom so badly but I decided I wouldnt because the stall was a budget cut bathroom straight out of a Jackass Movie."
I'm pretty sure the entire school is sick because no one can wash there hands in the budget cut bathrooms.
I would only switch from El Toro to a private school because at least they have seat covers!
I'm pretty sure the entire school is sick because no one can wash there hands in the budget cut bathrooms.
I would only switch from El Toro to a private school because at least they have seat covers!
by ilikerunnin1600 March 30, 2011
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