nathan barley

Nathan Barley is a fictional character that represents all that is bad about the Shoreditch twat, a rich middle-class white guy of a wank stain, schooled in the arts, who thinks they will revolutionise the Internet and wear the coolest 'alternative' fashion clothes, and hang out in the coolest places of East London. In reality, they are out of touch, sheltered, self-absorbed guys with laughable 'trendy' haircuts and generally regarded as cunts by anyone whose ever met them.

James is a Nathan Barley.

by Twiki-wiki-piki February 26, 2005

barley soda

Replacement word for beer when in the presence of individuals who may be offended or negatively influenced by consumption of an alcoholic beverage

Dad's favorite drink is barley soda. It makes him fall down sometimes. I like root beer.

by Ugly Dave January 15, 2008

barleyy

Discord user Barleyy#0001 is a British faggot that uses pepe emotes to express his emotions. Most used words are lmao :pepeweird: and waffling
If you ever get bullied by Barleyy tell him his balls haven't dropped yet

Female: Barleyy you're gay
Barleyy: :pepeweird: :pepestare: :poggers: :monkas:

by big tiddy satan March 11, 2020

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett is the savior of the American way. NO, not the Right wing SadoMasochistic dream of Theocratic dominance over Muslims, no, that illusive dream that will see itself risen over the deceptive frauds of all partisan ideology. That Idea.

When Jonathan Wayne Bartlett lost a leg in Iraq, he defiantly screamed, "TAKE EM BOTH, I DONT NEED EM", to which they promply took his left leg above the knee...

by TheTyrant December 5, 2011

Bartle Doo

A noun, adjective, and verb used by comedy overlord Edbassmaster. Often used in conjunction with "Linky Burger(s)", "a Flatline on The Blueline special", or "Crap Mo Stank". Also known to win any argument, ever, in one simple phrase.

Im gonna need a linky burger with some bartle doo. Also a flatline on the blueline special!

(Troll) Ur gay!
(Epic man) No I'm not!
(Troll) Yes you are!
(Epic man) Two camels in a tiny car!!!
(Troll) Still gay!
(Epic man) Bartle doo!
(Troll) ....*whimper*

by DeathWillSoonBecomeU April 25, 2010

barley wine

A sweet, hoppy, strong beer brewed for real beer lovers. Barley "wine" simply refers to the high alcohol content, although Philistines often assume barley wine is wine and not beer. Apparently, these people think barley is a kind of grape. Often prefixed with the word "old".

Two guys share a special barley wine moment together:

Guy 1: How's your Old Numbskull?

Guy 2: You have to be more specific.

by barley wine fiend February 21, 2009

Julian Bartlett

A grossly overpaid, predatory white male that hunts only petite Asian sales assistants as their prey.

Usually dressed in obscenely expensive garments to lure their prey as they enter designer shops.

Mating call = "Ya Duknoe"

"Hey look at that OAP dressed in all cashmere with that mail order malone.... Another Julian Bartlett"

by Ngiss July 25, 2019