Bartelstone moot court

Leaving a huge project until the last minute and making your partner crazy with rage.

You totally Bartelstone moot courted that thesis, turning it in minutes before the deadline.

by Brad Green July 28, 2008

bastectomy

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.

Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

Barbecue Bitch

A woman, usually a wife, who takes control of a backyard barbecue and becomes a complete cunt, usually for no reason. She will try to take over the responsibilities of her husband such as grilling the burgers. She makes everyone annoyed and pissed off with her cunty attitude as she parades around acting like hot shit in front of all her husbands friends. She is a sight to see and may act nice on the surface but she is always causing drama to make sure all the attention stays on her.

His wife is really acting like a Barbecue Bitch, I'm gonna grab as many beers as I can and get the fuck outta here!

by Veronica Roxxi April 17, 2016

Bartender

A temporary pharmacist with limited stock

I am a bartender, I cure people's problems

by t dawggy dawg April 28, 2011

Bartenderess

A female, one who serves beverages (typically alcoholic in nature) to patrons at a restruant or bar. A Bartenderess (serving wench) is typically gorgeous and takes in oodles of money from intoxocated men leaving tips with the hope of impressing through grandeur.

I ordered my drinks from that dropdead gorguos Bartenderess.

by DarrylBreck March 28, 2011

barteling

The act of getting hand jobs while your roomate is "sleeping" in the same room

I think Bob and Jamie are barteling Kyle right now.

by Barteling August 6, 2014

Barbecue Remarketing

The act of stealing a barbecue from hard working individuals homes, only to turn around and strip them down, repaint, and repair them in order to sell them at a flea market.

I am in the line of barbecue remarketing. Just steal four at a time so its theft under CAD$1000, and sell them at the flea market. Basically peaches and cake.

by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018