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Barstard-Lunatic

A person who acts like a crazy idiot a lot of the time, and can be quite obnoxious too.
"That Julie is a real barstard-lunatic!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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Barista fettuccini

A girl who works at an Itallian bar.
I need a Peroni. Where is the barista fettuccini?
by Arthur Pennington January 2, 2012
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barista lyfe

noun.

A phrase intended for humor - often exchanged between coworkers in the coffee industry - to set apart life experiences and attribute the occupation as the cause of said happenings.
"Last night- I got home. Drank one beer. Ate two cookies. Passed out before 7:30pm. (Because we have to wake up so damn early). Barista lyfe."

"You realize if we had to pay for all the caffeine we drink it'd be at least 150 bucks a day, right?" "hahaha!, yeah, barista lyfe."

Four espresso shots are simultaneously pouring. The grinder is running for two more. One drink is getting pretty with latte art. Flavors are flying into cups everywhere. Everything is perfectly coming together. And suddenly you realize your brain has no idea what drink your hands are making. So you shout, "There's a... er... something. It's tasty! At the bar!" Barista Lyfe.
by starjet November 4, 2013
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baristasi

A secret association whose members patrol urban coffee shops to expose lousy coffee.
The baristasi closed down five coffee shops in Melbourne in the last week.
by Fred Eagles April 4, 2017
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barista gang

a group of super cool people who will make tons of cash this summer using this one simple trick!
also owns Antarctica and mine space rocks
whoa is that the barista gang
yessir
wow dude they giving out fre frap??? better hop into starbucks!!
oh wtf why are there gunshots
idk bro but a fre frap is a fre frap
by shocollo November 3, 2020
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Barista Effect

The well known practice of men being kind to a cute stranger because they don't want to destroy their chances to fuck her in the far distant future, no matter how remote the possibility.
Jack always tipped Jill extra at Starbucks due to the Barista Effect.
by Butlerman December 13, 2021
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Baristafarian

A barista with dreadlocks. Or a barista that is a practicing Rastafarian.
Man! That Baristafarian drew a smoking leaf on my cappuccino!
by NTwoO March 30, 2022
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