bartendress

a female bartender with moxie

Jessica is my favorite bartendress; she always has a lot of attitude.

by Timothy Nordvedt September 21, 2005

The Bartender

The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious

My ex enjoyed her vodka redbull after I pulled The Bartender on her

by Jshdja November 13, 2018

Bartendard

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.

This bartendard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!

by 814DH May 30, 2009

Johann Bartendel

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.

"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"

"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"

by Erikk "Gee-willikers" MacKenzie August 6, 2006

bartender daddy

a girl or female or woman

dat gurl was a bartender daddy

by dalilgangsta192 November 25, 2010

Bartender in the bedroom

A sentence people use to describe there ruff drunk sex with the bartender they just met at the bar.

Wise old man: So what did you do last night

Crazy Trash: Oh I just had the Bartender in the bedroom
Wise old man: You should not be doing that young one. Now get back in the trunk

by Ilikeyankingyochain99 October 8, 2011

glorified bartender

A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."

I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.

Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.

Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.

by Jared Prox May 8, 2007