lash banter

the banter that comes hand in hand with a night on the lash. Some would say that the lash banter flows at the same rate as the beer, as more beer is drunk lash banter improves. lash banter is often harsh but can be used as an excuse for excessive tomfoolery.

Q:"do you remember trying to sleep with my girlfriend last night"
A:"It was just lash banter"

by shanterlope January 9, 2012

bogos binted 👽

bogos binted 👽

Adam: bogos binted 👽
Eve: what

by greensheep_666 June 15, 2021

The Archbishop of Banterbury

Somebody who is exceptional at banter, such as someone who banters a lot or can think of very good comebacks.

{Insert great banter here}
You must be the Archbishop of Banterbury!

by kirbynumber1 February 3, 2015

bantzed

To be the victim of a pathological liar

Did you hear the rumor that Craig spread about Jenny? Man, she got bantzed!

by Been Bantzed September 26, 2019

Negative Banter

Fairly self-explanitory; an attempted piece of banter that not only falls dead, but manages to actually REDUCE the amount of banterousness around. If you come across any, you are advised to find a Banter Machine quickly and check the area for the presence of a Bantex

Any piece of chat about Land Rovers

"See that guttering over there, I put that up, did a really good job too"

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

i banged your mom

It's a reply to an annoying person or the best way to get people to shut the fuck up

Mom: what did you do today?
Me: I banged your mom

A random guy: Do I know you?
Me: I banged your mom

by Fuck your mom assholle November 18, 2016

Banter Fodder

A person or group of people who are subject/about to be subject to a large amount of banter that borders on prejudice.

Dan: Hey I heard the guys are going to a lady gaga gig tomorrow

Ollie: Aha lets catch that banter fodder outside while it's fresh

by Hopsticks July 7, 2010