Google Bants

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.

type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL

by grij October 4, 2010

bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.

Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.

by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019

Bantee

(Noun)

One who exchanges banter with another person, both parties being referred to as the “bantee.”

Hey man, we have some funny conversations with each other. You’re probably my favorite bantee.

by LenisGuadalupe February 6, 2019

bit of bants

Usually used to describe a funny scenario. Can be used to describe a scenario which was in no way 'banterous'.

-What if your plane crash landed in Syria?
-Be a bit of bants, wouldn't it.

by JR THE BEAST August 13, 2016

Bant nat Ban

Defined as becoming free. Mostly used in Korea. Made by Supreme C.S

U still think this is real? 아줌마?:)))

Wow! I finally became Bant nat Ban! I cannot believe it!

by RinggaDingDong June 26, 2018

Bant

Banned

You bant , get out my face

by MICHIGANSLANGSTER April 19, 2019

Captain Bants

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.

Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.

by Boss Wilson's the name. January 20, 2012