Ballsagna

A multipurpouse exclamation expressing joy, surprise, or a humorous reaction to a person, place, or event.

John arrived home and discovered that his neighbor had baked him a delicious pie. "Ballsagna!" he exclaimed.

by grammar4646 August 20, 2010

Ballsandwich

Ballsandwich is a term that means, when taken superficially, any and every situation in which there are any variety of balls pressed up against two or more other objects, but to take the word in this light would be a misnomer. Ballsandwich is a transcendental idea that represents everything distasteful in the mind of a college male. As such, ballsandwich is not divided up into discrete units, but instead exists as a continuum, like soup. A person can have some ballsandwich, but when referring to the plurl of ballsandwich (ballsandwii), one must be discussing more than one CLASS of ballsandwich. For example, someone can want ballsandwich, but if they want two or more distinct kinds of ballsandwich, the person is correct in asking for ballsandwii.

Ryan: Adam, I'm feeling very hungry, wanna go get some lunch?
Adam: Ryan, you're such a tool and I hate you. Go eat some ballsandwich.
Ryan: Adam, I really don't like you, and one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Adam: On second thought Ryan, you should eat ballsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
Ryan: Thanks Adam, I'm so glad I'm rooming with you.

by 113 Hunter Hall February 26, 2008

ballsposting

Posting the word "balls"

A: balls
B: hey how's your day been
C: oh pretty good how about you
A: balls
B: had a terrible time at work but I made it home alive lol
A: balls
A: balls
B: hey could you stop ballsposting
A: balls

by tbodt December 7, 2021

ballsack belt buckle

A ballsack belt buckle is a term used to define when one reaches down and grabs their balls so as to cover their belt buckle. If one does not have adequate ball volume, it may become a ballsack belt button. This technique is used when one wants to get some female attention to their genital area.

How did she not notice my ballsack belt buckle?

by duccr September 14, 2023

Cleft Ballsack

Possessing an oddly shaped scrotum.

Nick: why are you walking so funny?
Matt: i don't know
Nick: I think you have a cleft ballsack

by JDMBart April 12, 2019

Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.

Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

by queeferia March 28, 2022

ballsack

a mushy, soft, tender hammock for the male testicle.

Damn that bitch sure loved to suck on my ballsack.

by JOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNy November 17, 2003