A method of birth control.
The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.
Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.
The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.
Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.
"My dad had a ballsacktomy because my Mom doesn't want to have more kids. He let the doctors chop his nuts off."
by The Queen of Errythang July 20, 2014
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by NotBallsackMcGee August 9, 2012
Get the Ballsack McGee mug.A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say sack salesmen, sure chase that sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.
Billy the Ballsack Bandit may seem like a bad man, even an outlaw, but he does more giving than you might think!
by Boner Swag Man August 6, 2023
Get the Ballsack Bandit mug.A game in which two or more males (usually adolescent) attempt to earn what are called 'Banana Points' by pimp slapping each others testicles with the back of the hand at the most opportune and unexpected moments over an extended period of time. It is customary for a player to shout the name of the game when a slap makes particularly good contact.
Nebu: I think I'm going to order the crab salad.
James: Ballsack Wackalack
Nebu: Aaaaahhhh my balls, aaaaaah I'm gonna get you so bad...aaaaaaaahhh!
James: Ballsack Wackalack
Nebu: Aaaaahhhh my balls, aaaaaah I'm gonna get you so bad...aaaaaaaahhh!
by cassiusgay September 4, 2009
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Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.
Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.
Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.
Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...
Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...
by jesta_ May 1, 2006
Get the Ballsackery mug.When you are walking down the street on a fine day and out of the bushes beside the road a gentleman jumps out and tears off your ballsack. Your ballsack has been jacked.
Hubert: AHHH, what a fine fresh day, birds are singing, the ice cream man is humming a jolly tune...
Ballsack Jacker: RAH Gimme that ballsack
Hubert: Well tarnation, a got BALLSACK JACKED
Ballsack Jacker: RAH Gimme that ballsack
Hubert: Well tarnation, a got BALLSACK JACKED
by dildinosaur November 20, 2009
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Past tense: Ballsacktallywacked
Etymology: The English word: ballsack, and the São Tomé and Príncipe of Africa word: tallywack
Definitions:
1. Something to yell when you don't know what else to yell, but feel a strange need to yell something.
2. A word that describes the motion of a long piece of rubber, actually wacking a man in the place where no man wants to be wacked (the testicles... ouch!)
3. Like "awkward turtle" something to break the ice during an awkward situation.
A word to the wise - in 93% of the situations one would use the term ballsacktallywack at the end of a sentence, it is followed by an exclamation point.
Past tense: Ballsacktallywacked
Etymology: The English word: ballsack, and the São Tomé and Príncipe of Africa word: tallywack
Definitions:
1. Something to yell when you don't know what else to yell, but feel a strange need to yell something.
2. A word that describes the motion of a long piece of rubber, actually wacking a man in the place where no man wants to be wacked (the testicles... ouch!)
3. Like "awkward turtle" something to break the ice during an awkward situation.
A word to the wise - in 93% of the situations one would use the term ballsacktallywack at the end of a sentence, it is followed by an exclamation point.
1. "Ballsacktallywack!!!!!! Woah, that was strange."
2. "my wife ballsacktallywacked me last night, all just because i got home past midnight..."
3. "Dude, I'm gay."
silence...
"Ballsacktallywack!"
2. "my wife ballsacktallywacked me last night, all just because i got home past midnight..."
3. "Dude, I'm gay."
silence...
"Ballsacktallywack!"
by Stevo-K January 3, 2009
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