miss ballooniverse

like Miss Universe, only fatter

Keep stuffing your cake hole with junk food darling, and one day you will realise your dream of becoming Miss Ballooniverse.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Ballooning

The act of rimming your partner's anal region, while pulling on their tampon string. Ultimately, simulating a hot air balloon ride.

Kala had a rough night, period cramps and emotions raging, so I took her ballooning last night, and she thanked me all morning.

Since Kala was on her period, I hot air ballooned her to give her both vaginal and anal pleasure.

by Dr Bary December 15, 2011

ballchinitus

When someone's testicles rest on your chin, meaning that their dick is in your mouth.

When Drew was at his boyfriend's house he came down with a bad case of ballchinitus.

by Esurance and Mad Dawg April 14, 2008

Chimney ballooning

farting into someone else's butthole

She was really upset this morning. He was chimney ballooning her last night and now she's all bloated.

by Dicksweat November 13, 2017

Hot air ballooning

Farting into the fourskin of a semi erect penis

Brian's fourskin inflated as bob passed wind down his limp shaft. Hot air ballooning

by Sheppytrain June 16, 2013

Ballooning

Conserving marijuana by exhaling the smoke into a balloon, catching your breath, and releasing the balloon-held smoke back into your lungs.

Only one pipeload left, but we might still get pretty hi if we're ballooning it.

by Bionic Fonzie April 7, 2010

balloonifide

Referring to the balloon size of an annoying preppy girls boobs.

Oh man, I know. I fucking hate preppy girls. I bet he will go for one with balloonifide boobs.

by crazypunkgirl July 11, 2006