Balarama

bold nonse who likes maths

Balarama u naughty boy

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Post-Balkan Depression

The existential dread followed directly after being immersed into Balkan culture and returning back to your native country.

"The utter lack of Burek, Rakija and 2nd hand smoke are the main catalyst for a period of Post-Balkan Depression, also known as PBD"

by 1st hand smoker March 10, 2017

baldard-dash

A footrace open exclusively to Baldards. Currently under discussions by the Olympic commitee for inclusion in the 2016 games.

"Did you see that incredible Baldard-Dash yesterday? Patrick Stewart suprised the field beating out Moby and Ving Rhames by a sheen's breadth.G.Gordon Liddy never stood a chance"

by The Grand Nasal October 15, 2007

balkercraft

Best server. join it! 18-/+ play.balkercraft.eu #going international

I: "What's balkercraft?"
You: "Its a minecraft server."
I: "WTF a minecraft server? I want to die now."
You: "Just join it now. for one time"
I: "Okay, but after i gonna hang myself."
After 30 mins..
I: "OMG I WANT TO PLAY ON THIS SERVER 25 HOURS A DAY!!"

by Zsegon October 28, 2017

BarKarNa

The best bar ever, it also has the most costumer too. You can get bread drinks and heals. So don't wait and visit BarKarNa. It has a ad too go watch it.

Cool girl : how do i know you're not a clone?
Alehandro: idk ask me something.
Cool girl : whats BarKarNa?
Alehandro:the best idea ever!

by Alehandro1 March 15, 2022

Lord Baldar

noun; Lord Baldar (LB for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed Caucasians men. His followers, The Balds, worship him by attending the annual LB-Fest to pray to LB by skipping around a 40' high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent LB as if he were a living human being.

I can't wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.

by Leornad's Bias May 31, 2017

Brokeback Ballard

When a 20s something closeted guy has secret relations with an elderly man while getting his picture taken wearing a jockstrap.

I've got a date tonight. He's gonna be a total Brokeback Ballard.

by Your Poltergeist July 25, 2023