fair and balanced

Right wing euphamism for news slanted toward the now, neoconservative point of view. Originated from Fox News slogan.

If you say something O'Reilly disagrees with, he either shouts you down or cuts your mic. "Fair and balanced", my ass...

by surlyboi May 29, 2004

Ballang

a Saggy Droopy Nut Sack. caused by hot wether or heat.

Girl: Look At His Ballang!

Boy: I Got A Ballang That saggs even more!

by Kaptain Shit Ass February 20, 2009

bailing into

Trying very hard to seduce, have sex with or flirt with. Usually failing miserably

Person 1: did you see James last night?
Person 2: oh god yeah he was bailing into that girl- so pathetic!!

by Bregg11 May 6, 2019

balanje

when you see something out of the ordinary (like two people fucking in an alleyway) and you get so fucking scared that you shout “BALANJE”

rodney: wtffff is that pk & dc fucking!!
joe: i think it is
both: *walks past them* BALANJE

by fuck lp November 7, 2019

fair and balanced

A slogan used by FOX news in a sarcastic sense, knowing full well that they are neither fair nor balanced, but rather simply a chairleader for the right wing agenda.

Tonight on FOX news, a fair and balanced report on how great George W. Bush is and how simply marvelous it was that we went to war with Iraq.

by Chauncey Hollinsworth May 28, 2004

Balanitis

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.

This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.

by urologistdude September 2, 2009

Bilan

The amazing everlasting love of Milan and Bhavi

"Oooh! I ship Bilan!"

by I ship bilan November 18, 2021