The act of coughing loudly while taking a deuce in the bathroom when another person enters said bathroom, thereby staking claim to the stall you are using. Effective at warding off potential embarrassment from would be stall door openers, particularly if ones bathroom stall has a malfunctioning locking mechanism. Also, can dually be used as a cover up attempt in the event of a loud bowel movement.
"When entering the men's bathroom, a loud bathroom cough deterred my initial choice of stall and I was thusly forced to choose the creepy handicapped accessible stall at the end of the row - otherwise known as the most likely spot in the bathroom to be killed due to wide open access."
"Sean's ear splitting deuce rocket was only slightly dulled by his comparatively faint bathroom cough."
"Sean's ear splitting deuce rocket was only slightly dulled by his comparatively faint bathroom cough."
by LutJ March 27, 2012
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