Backsplash (also known as backlash, backspank, backcrank, crackpot, backplank, tankwank, backscatch, backboard, backieplankie, slashback, bobsplash, backwash, whiplash, backwank, backstroke and backjohnson ;b) was born in 15th December 1993, later known by his warrior name as Backsplash, was a mighty god of war and leader of the clan called Full Control.
In his early life, Backsplash was born into a rich family that owned majority of the cattle farms in his domain. His greatest achievement and success was catching a strange creature called "Jack" in the early stage of his life. It was later confirmed that the creature he had caught was the heaviest mammal in existence (Weigh more than blue whale).
During his adulthood around his 20s, he started his military career in Full Control. He used his amazing skills and large penis to rise through the ranks and soon became a Harbourmaster. During this time his famous quote, "wetter the better" spread through out the world gaining recognition.
In his Retirement, he retired at the old age of 184 of his immortal life. During his service within FC, he lead majority of sea operation and was instrumental in the building as well as upgrading the fleet.
Military career:2018-2023, He participated in carpet bombing of ED main
In his early life, Backsplash was born into a rich family that owned majority of the cattle farms in his domain. His greatest achievement and success was catching a strange creature called "Jack" in the early stage of his life. It was later confirmed that the creature he had caught was the heaviest mammal in existence (Weigh more than blue whale).
During his adulthood around his 20s, he started his military career in Full Control. He used his amazing skills and large penis to rise through the ranks and soon became a Harbourmaster. During this time his famous quote, "wetter the better" spread through out the world gaining recognition.
In his Retirement, he retired at the old age of 184 of his immortal life. During his service within FC, he lead majority of sea operation and was instrumental in the building as well as upgrading the fleet.
Military career:2018-2023, He participated in carpet bombing of ED main
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