Puerto Rican Backhoe

Noun.
1. In the territory of Puerto Rico, a person who performs the work of the automated backhoe which we use in this country.
2. Word used to describe a manual labor person who is paid minimal wages and performs backbreaking work.

1. The Puerto Rican Backhoes were sent to Boston to work on the big dig.
2. Bob is nothing but a Puerto Rican Backhoe working for that construction firm.

by Morty October 20, 2003

back hole of a heart

The backhole of a heart is a large, valveless vein (aka the superior vena cava or SVC) that conveys deoxygenated blood from the upper half of the body and returns it to the right atrium. The SVC may experience a breakphase where the heart quiets down in order to expell any excess waste. This waste makes the back hole very slippery, thus making it perfect for heartanal.

"I feel like the back hole of my heart was about to burst last night... he was just so big..."

"..um, what is the back hole of a heart?"

"oh you poor thing.. you've been missing out! I can ask my friend, he'll show you. ehehe."
"uhh alright i guess?"

by IcedCoffeeBaconOil November 24, 2019

Reverse Backhoe

While receiving oral sex from a woman, on her hands and knees, the man uses four fingers to reach into her butthole. The man then uses all his strength to lift the woman by her anus, while using his other hand to keep her head in place.

Ties in nicely with Alaskan FireDragon.

Guy: hey man, I tried out Andrews trick!
Guy 2: what? The reverse backhoe!?
Guy: yeah man, destroyed her anus!

by KingBorlen February 10, 2017

georgia backhoe

A man with a shovel, used to dig trenches and pits around energized buried power lines where machine digging is not allowed.

Senior guy: "So I think the cable is damaged here. Well, better get the Georgia Backhoe going and dig it up"

Junior guy: "How long will it take for them to get here with the backhoe?"
Senior guy: "Here is your shovel."

by Garbone August 23, 2017

the backhoe

Best down outside in the backyard or a field, the backhoe is a great novelty. Get your girl in the wheel barrow position and start walking forward. Ram your cock in her so hard that her arms buckle. She will scream as she face plants in the dirt then come up and spit dirt out like a backhoe.

Mary Jane didn't talk to me for a week after I backhoed her the last time we went camping.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

Blackhole

An IT department that gets endless tickets for the same problem and replies with the same thing every time and sends it off to another IT department that supposed to fix the problem but never does.

"For ticket 2373722000028983872 "Smoke emitting from computer" email the ticket to IT department C3; copy and past e "Smoke emitting from computer" from ticket 2373722000028983872 to ticket 0000328834 and send it to [e-mail]"

"Yeah I know we have been doing that for years, smoke still emits from that same computer!"

by [e-mail] March 29, 2012

backhoe

Term in the outer Boston area usually asscociated with a dead hooker in the trunk of a vehicle.

guy 1: Hey, what happened to Joe's Bar?

guy 2: Went out of business.. the manager was caught with a backhoe in his Lexus.

guy 1: hosnap.

by XX4 March 10, 2007