National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day! On this day you can throw anyone that is a normal size!!

“Marina it’s National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day!” I said! “NO” yelled Marina quickly before I threw her.

by mousegiraffe October 23, 2019

Ayer

ghetto town where the infamous sammi igo lived and made better with her presence before she moved to the even better town of harvard and corrupted their innocent minds

kid: dude, i live in ayer.
other kid: no way! that trippin gurl sammi igo used to live there
kid: ya man! shes the bro-est ayer homie out there!

by sammi's number one fan May 28, 2011

Painfully Average

A person who is painfully average would rate on a scale of 1-10 directly in the middle, a 5. This causes the person to become almost invisible because of their mediocrity rendering them completely undesirable. Therefore it's better to be a 4 than a 5.

I'd rather be with Rachel than Amy. Rachel's a 4 but it's better than being with a painfully average 5.

by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014

Average Israel

Average Israel, a perspicacious and alpha type being even when being known as a outcast from society, they act as if they were a run of the mill joe, but they hide somthing very interesting could it be the powers of an X-Men? Or the personality of a weeabo/otaku? No, this may come as a surprise to some people but its a big penis.

Oh well, obviously I'm an average Israel do you know how much money I make? Or or the size of my penis? Well, let me tell you, I come prepared with a fully erected 9.6 inch chum boner with 5.1 inch girth, and when I see ass I like, I dive face first into the chocolate starfish and completely destroy it; I fuck what I want when I want.

by goth girl lover August 11, 2022

Average girl

Simple girl living ordinary life: not so special nor extraordinary. She is just simple. With no class - high fashion, public status , not popular but can be outgoing.

I would love to date an average girl for a wife.

by Aphrodita February 26, 2018

Abera

The enlightened one, very sweet, beautiful on the inside and outside, takes care of everyone around, can be very loyal, can hold major grudges if made upset or hurt, likes to practice the Eye for an Eye method, loves attention, affection, but no PDA, caring, loving, brilliant,active, full of energy, go getter, smart, strong, leader, perfectionist in all areas....

That is so sweet, sweet like an Abera

by AnnGDee February 24, 2010

Above Average Joe

Used When a person is named Joe (usually a male, but there are females named Joe) who is attractive, and cannot fall into the Average Joe stereotype because their looks exceed the average person.

Thot 1: Omg that dude Joe in our Bio class is cute af, I would make out with him in front of my friends just to brag ;)
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 26, 2019