A phrase, possibly coined by Arthur C. Clarke, to describe a situation where both parties can destroy the other, but not before the attacked party destroys the attacker.
by 256 September 3, 2003

A fund
The PPP scammers made-off like Madoff and they're no different than Mutually Assured Destruction Fund's like FTX or GBTC
by Jaaaay Thringus May 10, 2023

'Mutually Assured' meaning both candidates are assured.
by Jack Tha Rippa September 3, 2003

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by Goodie Tabliser July 31, 2022

"I had to do an assurance blow before I threw away the Kleenex in case there was a little bit of snot left."
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by teddyK September 13, 2003

A term expressing an expectation of reciprocity. If event A happens, then event B will certainly follow. Most commonly used in the phrase "mutually assured destruction," which posits that the best defense against a nuclear-based attack is the threat of a "mutually assured" retaliatory nuclear-based attack...although the term can be applied to events less earth-shakingly catastrophic.
"If I go down on you, it damn well better be mutually assured that you'll be sucking my cock afterwards."
by lexicographer September 15, 2003
