assclown

a person who is a total moron, or who makes an attempt to do something but ends up failing miserably & entertains everyone around them

When we were all drunk at camp, our friend Mike tried to jump over the tennis net, but ended up making a total assclown of himself.

by Kimberly Nicole August 19, 2008

assloogie

While engaging in doggie style intercourse the person from behind proceeds to spread the front persons asshole apart while clearing the throat and then drip the flem directly into the unsuspecting anal passage while shoving the index finger in and out mercilessly..

ass drops or ass spit

by Mattie January 7, 2005

assclown

a fool or idiot

get back assclown, you don't know how to do that!

by markbuckhardt February 28, 2010

assclown

Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times.
Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.

Anybody from the show jackass is an assclown

by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005

asslog

A tubular solid excreted from the anus. Comes in various forms. Fun to play with and eat.

Yo! Let me rub your asslog on my face and then feed it to my baby!

by Grabbywanker October 28, 2003

assload

More than a lot and a ton. but less than a shitload and a fuck-ton.

Wow that is an assload of money

by darkrebel08 July 14, 2009

assglomerate

n. plural (assglomerates).

A cluster of diverse assholes will sometimes form an assglomerate. Smaller, mundane examples include your work, club and your own home, while the grand scale encompasses entire cities and transnational corporations.

"The average WoW guild is an assglomerate of different player types."

Jonathan Booth on WoW guilds.

by evilmevil August 9, 2009