Asslope

when your friend puts a plant in your hair that's what it smells like.

dam darnaya my hair smells like asslope

by phlatty patty June 2, 2019

assloss

Assloss is a street in Kilmarnock, Ayrshire. Apparently you lose your ass when you drink in that street

Went to V's house for drinks and lost my ass. I'm assloss after a night in Killie

by anonymous July 4, 2021

Asslighting

Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.

Don't let the Spanx fool you; it's all asslighting, bro.

by Thicccheeks Nietzsche June 23, 2023

asslighting

Pressuring a heterosexual male friend into trying anal play just to call him gay afterwards.

A: u told me i would be stiff if i didn't let her peg my ass
B: nah bro, ur gay now. we were just asslighting you

by PeterPenis123 September 20, 2020

Assology

The study of being a complete asshole.

Do you know what Mr. Smith Teaches?

No. What?

Assology

by thesmithhaters April 13, 2014

big ass log

A huge shit someone put in the toilet

After eating beans

Hey joe did you smell Ryan's big ass log this morning.

by Loopy lamb 11 June 28, 2014

AssLighting

When you try to light your fart on fire and someone says it didn’t catch fire but it did.

I swore I saw a blue flame when I lit my fart on fire. Stop asslighting me saying I’m just seeing things. My butt hairs are singed and I know what I saw. It’s not funny making me think I’m crazy.

by Musbdax August 25, 2021