assjackal

noun) Jon; boyfriend of kelly.

Man, Jon is such an assjackal...with his...yo yo...and pink suspenders!

by Buttskull May 6, 2005

assjack

someone being really stupid or someone who can't get his priorities straight because he got no ka-hunas!!!

Nick!!, go turn the damn CD player off now u ass-jack!!!

by adam cristallini July 18, 2003

assbasket

noun: using an office worker's chair seat as an "inbasket" so they can't ignore the paperwork.

Hey Clem...put the expense report on your manager's assbasket so he doesn't 86 it.

by btsmith January 12, 2006

Assjackel

Assjackel (ass-jack-ill)

1. A Man Who Loves A Big Ass On His Women.
2. When A Girls Skirt Is Too Low, And You Can See Her Saggy Ass.

1. Man, You Shoulda Seen The Assjackel At The Part, Grabbing Every Womans Ass, The Jerk.
2. Damn, Did You Ever Make It To The Party? This Girls Assjackel Was Just Out In The Open, She Bent Down And God Damn, I Saw Her Saggy White Ass!

by haleymichael October 22, 2010

AssJacker

One who jacks her ass off by slapping it with a dildo

"did you see Becky?"
"Yeah she's such and AssJacker"

by TrumpsUglyMemes May 14, 2016

assjacker

1) a douchebag.
2) someone who is only comfortable or determined of fucking someone in the ass (not literally)

“ god! you’re such a assjacker! “
“ i can only be an assjacker when it comes to pranking. “

by ok bolomer June 3, 2021

Ass Jacket

Pants; leg wear

If the ass shirt is my underwear, then these skinny jeans are my ass jacket.

by RollingStones72 June 7, 2021