Asscracker

A fat fucking dipshit who never washes his ass and eats crackers all day.

Ewww look at him he is such an asscracker.

by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024

asscrack salt

The salt that comes off hot Cheetos bitches ass when they wear booty shorts

" damn nigga she got asscrack salt that's saltier then the sea"

by Niggerballs420 August 20, 2021

asscrack sandwich

A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.

Damn, Laqueesha gave me and Tyrone an asscrack sandwich last night, shit was lit as a mothafucca.

by hary dicksack March 10, 2017

asscracker

Name of a ladies viscous raccoon

asscracker bit my finger

by aunt coll December 19, 2020

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

Asscracker

A mixture of the words ass, and firecracker. It refers to a wild little hot chick who loves ass to mouth. Usually referring to a step sister or step mom, in some cases maybe even a step brother.

Wow I nailed my step-grandma last night. I never knew she was an asscracker

by King boogy December 18, 2023

Admiral Asscrack

A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.

Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.

Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!

Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.

by XxAutisticJeezusxX August 13, 2011