Cock and Ass

Popular soft drink, also known as cola, complete with frozen water.

Waiter: What can I get you sir?

Customer: Cock and ass for my friend here, but I vood like some cock with no ass, i dont like the ass and cock in my mouth at the same time.

Waiter: Certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?

Customer: No! I like only the fat cock! Diet cock is for vimps!

by Black Bandana June 17, 2006

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COCK IN ASS

A term that must be said with a lot of emphasis and therefore must be written in capital letters to show this.

Is another term for anal sex or a description of something that's bad.

1. "I was engaging in acts last night such as: drinking, smoking and COCK IN ASS."

2. This day has been nothing but a load of COCK IN ASS.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

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ass in her cock

A phrase used when one's significant other is receiving anal pleasure, preferably in a public place, such as a driveway, from someone's cock that is not one's own. Normally, a large crowd of onlookers has gathered. These circumstances cause one to, when describing the circumstances to another, misspeak the phrase "cock in her ass," with "ass in her cock."

William H. Macy's character in "Boogie Nights," reacting to his wife's infidelity: "My fucking wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my thoughts aren't with the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow, Kurt, OK?"

by bonjourhi December 28, 2007