CAPITAL ASS

A person that is such an ass, it must be spelled with capital letters.

Bob: That Don is a CAPITAL ASS.
Dick: Yeah, he is also an Autotan

by ugfest January 18, 2007

capped a pop in his ass

The act of sticking a soda bottle lid in someones rectum, and putting the tip of the bottle up the anus. Turning the bottle till the lid is firmly tightend will conclude the act.

I just capped a pop in his ass, and then gave him a high five.

by jr and jr July 2, 2011

capitan cock ass

capitan cock ass is how you describe a complete morron who think you like them when you actually despise them

shut up capitan cock ass

by hockeylover87 November 25, 2020

punctured caprisun lookin ass

a purple hyacinth webtoon meme, be thankful you don’t know what it means.

harvey’s punctured caprisun lookin ass fell out of the coffin.

by anonymous June 10, 2022

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

asscaptain

1. One who takes charge of and dominates asses like a despot.

2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.

3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.

1. "I can't believe the way roberto lets mantooth captain his ass like that"

2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.

3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.

by Matuea October 8, 2006

asscaptain

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do. I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

by Matt Heston September 2, 2008