Soggy asparagus

Trying to have anal sex while limp and using your thumb to get in. A double serving of soggy asparagus is using two thumbs

John tried to soggy asparagus her but even the double serving failed

by IowaNice June 25, 2024

violent asparagus

A code word used to identify fellow gay people without alarming the straights

"VIOLENT ASPARAGUS!"
"What the...?"
"NEVERMIND!"

by Alaska-Green November 16, 2017

Asparagus

Similar to the wheelbarrow sex position, rather it involves all limbs off the ground causing the female or male to stiffen up straight like an asparagus.

Cuz straight out I fucked her so hard lastnite she turned into an asparagus

by Rasper January 08, 2019

Asparagus

A disease that make your eyes big and have green teeth.

Jill as the Asparagus.
Be careful the Asparagus is spreading in town.

by Yakub? December 07, 2018

Asparagus

Something that is round and pointy, used in toilet fights

I can’t wait to asparagus with someone

by Quack1759 November 19, 2022

Asparagus

Asparagus is a dude from Hunedoara, Romania that has a big cock(13 inches exactly).

Asparagus, where are u?
Im in ur mom:0000

by Petrooorawww July 10, 2023

asparagus

A term used to parody astrology girls and their crazy beliefs in zodiac signs.

Example:

Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius!
Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.

by obama account April 28, 2024