Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.

My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.

by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020

Flag

Get the Shower Asparagus Piss mug.

Baisser l’asparagus

Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner

Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly

My friend wants to baisser l’asparagus.

by ooze_d October 9, 2019

Flag

Get the Baisser l’asparagus mug.

walk asparagus

The act of burning marijuana and inhaling it into your lungs through a pipe.

to: toke, smoke dope, get high, walk asparagus, ect.

by ilovemycat April 17, 2011

Flag

Get the walk asparagus mug.

Archabald Asparagus

The silly song narrator

did you know that Archabald Asparagus is the silly song narrator?

by OTHER FRIENDS UWU September 16, 2022

Flag

Get the Archabald Asparagus mug.

A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)

Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)

Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)

by Steel Asparagus July 27, 2012

Flag