Ardette

The best mom in the universe

Ardette is so cool

by Samadhi soph September 17, 2016

Arrestmas

that glorious holiday when TFG is finally detained and finger-printed

Bob was perusing Twitter this morning and stumbled on Arrestmas as a trending topic. In a week when Donald Trump might finally get arrested it will be the holiday of all holidays and we shall leave cookies out for Santa every night prior in the hopes he comes down the chimney with wrist-and-ankle shackles for the Orange Shitstain.

by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2023

cerebral arrest

A sudden pause in speach or thought. Commonly mistaken for stuttering or stupidity.

Oh no, I think he's going into cerebral arrest.

by FrEqOuT23 November 22, 2006

de-arrest

1) When a bunch of LARPERS try to prevent the law enforcement officers from doing their jobs.

2) When bystanders try to prevent an arrest by physically intervening.

Man its really stupid how those ANTIFA fucks try to de-arrest their comrades.

De-arrests almost never work and almost always cause more people to be arrested.

by Half-Italian Engineer August 1, 2020

arrested

What happens to everybody, because life is messed up.

Why do you think people get arrested, and that there are so many people in jail?
Nobody's perfect.

by bagpipehustler November 26, 2007

Nattiac Arrest

Nattiac Arrest is when someone has too much Natural Ice (Beer) to function. One may not be able to stand or speak. It occurs from too much Natty Ice in the bloodstream. A side effect of Nattiac Arrest is believing that Natty Ice actually tastes good or saying that is tastes smooth.

"Yo bro how low can you go, oh this Natty Ice tastes so smooth." This is what someone would sound like if they are going through Nattiac Arrest.

by bluntforce54 February 6, 2010

resisting arrest

Police code for African Americans, and sometimes other minorities. Very popular with the LAPD.

I had to bash his head in, Captain. He was resisting arrest.

by Alex Stockwell June 15, 2007