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Cactus in Anus

Casually inserting a fully grown cactus up your anus.
"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"
by Hycelot July 31, 2016
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Trumps primary anus

The first hole in which trumps shit mostly comes out of (his mouth)
"Did you watch the debate last night?"

"Yes, trump was using his famous trumps primary anus to talk about his plans for the future"
by Em-Has-neckaphobia February 7, 2017
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Your Anus

Your Anus is the seventh planet from the sun and the third largest in the solar system.
"Whoa Amanda I can see your anus!"
by AAaaalRightythen March 7, 2008
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Anusha

Anusha means a star or a beautiful woman. A supastar. An alluringly cute and charming young woman. She would indeed make your day .
My booboo is Anusha.
by chickkss June 23, 2018
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anushri

An awesome person with a little bit of an ego. She is kind hearted and always thinks of others. She can also be crazy and loud. They have a love for pop music
"Wow! You have the heart of an Anushri!"
by amazingness2002 January 23, 2014
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Anushka

She always care for everyone. Good in bed and also independent girl who need no man. Ultimate sex beast. She always search for people who respect her back and gives her 100%. She is good at keeping people who are worthy. Example of sexy and cute. Most talented person and funny too.
by Aarti sharma January 9, 2018
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Heinous Anus Fragrance

Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.
A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.
by keifermail April 15, 2014
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