Armando Alvarado

The type of guy that is that guy pal, has a really average shlong with about 2 nanometers on that thing. Probably the sexiest man you will ever meet in your life, might be diagnosed with erectile dysfunction from seeing him for 2 seconds

Armando Alvarado: Hey hows your day going ther-
other guy: *faints*

by Limp Rick November 1, 2022

Armando

Real sensitive when has fallen in love with a specific type of person usually the type of girl that will push him away. Armando's doesn't give up on you they are really passionate about there love life, even though they might reject them he will always love them deep in his heart. Don’t reject him or push him away, you will have that feeling that you made a big mistake and you won’t stop thinking about him. So if an Armando asks you out, say yes. And if you say no go back to him. He is know to be good in bed will take hours to make him satisfied but will satisfy you in 10 minutes. he will annoy you get you mad but we all know you can't be mad at him forever you will miss him when's he's gone. If you ever have an Armando in your life make sure you keep him forever. Armando is also that smart person who always stands out, people hate him for that but those that do that don’t understand how much work he puts in. He is determined and always accomplishes his goals.

Armando asked me out yesterday, obviously I said no because I like someone else, but I can’t shake this feeling that I did something horribly wrong. I just can’t stop thinking about it.

by Oliv eeh a October 23, 2019

luis armando

The biggest asshole in the world.

Damn, Luis Armando.

by KarmaKaradashian May 20, 2016

Octavio Armando Mercado

A young ugly kid usually talk and skinny, has a nice haircut and is a fuckboii and plays soccer appears to be very good at it too

You see him that's a oam(Octavio Armando Mercado)

by Nene Mercado June 19, 2016

Strenuous Armando

n. A sexual act in which a male and female are engaged in 69 (mutual concurrent oral sex), with the male on top. Just as he is about the climax, the male arches his back, positioning his rectum above the forehead of the female. He then proceeds to ejaculate in her mouth and defecate on her forehead at the same time.

Remember that chick i met at the bar? I pulled a Strenuous Armando on her and made quite a mess.

by vampirekilla October 20, 2008

Armando

Midget, Plays Fortnite all day, Says he a "pro" but in reality hes garbage , gets yelled at by his poppa all the time for not leaving his house, He's probably Homeless/ Poor, Asks for money all the time, Claims to be a blood but he ain't.

Aye look it's Armando asking for money near that Walmart

by Mikeys🦋 February 28, 2020

armando

a big hairy dick and or douche bag

nufff said

"that kid is such an armando!"

by hottienextdoorrrr June 18, 2009