The common tattoo placement seen on most thots, usually large cursive writing or a full-color sacred heart piece on the neck and chest area, similar writing and coverage on the forearms and/or torso (usually around the ribs), with the most significant tattoo placement directly upon the gentialia, usually as a ram's skull, or increasingly a filagree leafing or an octopus.
Thot armor is so-called in that it's predictable style and placement is usually dictated by every place Uncle Dave touched them when they were 8.
Women wearing thot armor should be approached with caution, as they will be great in bed and at parties, but a nightmare in almost any other setting.
An active and ongoing archive of thot armor can be seen on the suicidegirls website, as well as Instagram.
Thot armor is so-called in that it's predictable style and placement is usually dictated by every place Uncle Dave touched them when they were 8.
Women wearing thot armor should be approached with caution, as they will be great in bed and at parties, but a nightmare in almost any other setting.
An active and ongoing archive of thot armor can be seen on the suicidegirls website, as well as Instagram.
"Whoa, that chick with the pink hair is hot! I want to go talk to her."
"Careful, bro. She's covered in thot armor. I can read her 'Only God Can Judge Me" tattoo from here!"
"Careful, bro. She's covered in thot armor. I can read her 'Only God Can Judge Me" tattoo from here!"
by Jif Hannigan December 7, 2018
Get the Thot Armor mug.This is the type of armor found mostly in medieval fantasy worlds, RPG's and Comic books. It is molded to fit the shape the female body usually including a metal brassiere and metal shaped panties, but does not cover areas like the thighs or the stomach or even the back. This armor can also include high heeled boots. The armor is just as effective as its normal counterparts with the same name.
"She's wearing some wtf armor"
People that wear wtf armor:
Wonder Woman
Ivy from Soul Calibur 1,2,3
Every female Character in Kingdom Under Fire
People that wear wtf armor:
Wonder Woman
Ivy from Soul Calibur 1,2,3
Every female Character in Kingdom Under Fire
by The original KARN and Kylas September 2, 2007
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Get the Armor For Sleep mug.Can be found in Dark Souls or For Honor. Occurs when a player throws an attack or move and their not effected by any external attacks or moves. It becomes unnecessary for them to block, parry, deflect, or counter the enemies or in some cases teammates moves as the players move is uninterruptible at that point. They essentially I-Frame but during an attack. Usually during an opener or in the midst of a combo.
by gacatain May 3, 2020
Get the Hyper Armor mug.To protect one's ethics from being effected by mental pressure; to keep composure, determination and ethics from being mentally weakened.
by Mauriac January 3, 2008
Get the Mind Armor mug.A unique and fully operational impact protection kit (a hardhat). As a bonus, the cheap plastic is designed to melt away in post impact heat preventing you from having to remove the armor manually.
Dude - is that a huge asteroid coming through the atmosphere? Holy crap it is! Put on this Asteroid Armor!
by Jimmy Geddon Gear February 1, 2009
Get the Asteroid Armor mug.Person A:Hey waht game did you pick for gen 4?
Person B:I picked platinum!
Person A:The one with armored worm on the box?
Person B:yeah that one
Person B:I picked platinum!
Person A:The one with armored worm on the box?
Person B:yeah that one
by Greener39 February 12, 2022
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