Armenian Lifestyle

A way of living where at least 3 items in your house over $300 have been purchased using credit card fraud, insurance fraud or just about any other illegal method of getting money from companies

"ever since our neighbor vahag talked to us, i dont regret switching to the armenian lifestyle esther"

Armenian Lifestyle by sirgor May 3, 2009

Armenian pick pocket 

The act of covertly masturbating in a public area by sliding your hand in your pocket and stroking the penis.

*This is a widespread phenomenon that is most notably used in the Glendale area.

Levon relieved himself in class today by performing an Armenian pick pocket.

Armenian pick pocket by Petrosyan February 2, 2013

Armenian Moneytrain 

A gang-bang which takes place on a stack of money, preferably large bills.

"How about we all empty out our bank accounts and run an Armenian moneytrain on Jody?"

Armenian Moneytrain by TCK82 February 15, 2008

Armenian Gas-Mask 

When a male, sticks his testicles in his partners eyes and proceeds to fart in her mouth.

Jake- Yo I pulled off the Armenian gas-mask last night on my girlfriend.
Rob- Shit nice job dude!

Armenian Gas-Mask by tt17 May 20, 2008

armenian conveyer belt 

A reference first heard on Comedy Central's show Key & Peele, implying a group male homosexual act.

At Brian's bachelor party while he would be having sex with a hooker, Kevin suggested that the groomsmen all participate in an armenian conveyer belt.

armenian conveyer belt by winterlongone October 19, 2012

armenian drop kick 

When you come up from behind and kick her vag till it bleeds!!

Oh shit son, you just armenian drop kick'd the mailman!

armenian drop kick by Tomicide January 14, 2005

Armenian Ham Sandwich 

When one folds the penis in half prior to coitus to simulate a thicker member.

Jim gave Jill an Armenian ham sandwich, because he's oh so small.

Armenian Ham Sandwich by Slappy McDouche April 7, 2008