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Serbian Animal 

A Serbian man from a region of Shumadija (Southern Serbia) who looks, acts, behaves and expresses himself like an animal.
Denzel: I was having fun last night in the club, until a Serb came, attacked everyone and worst of all began molesting all the girls.

Rodney: Typical Serbian animal, waste of sperm they are

emotional support animal 

A way for irresponsible animal owners to bring their pets into places that they should not be. The safety of the animal--and that of the people around them--does not factor in the brain of the Emotional Pet Occupant.
Person 1: Did that moron bring a duck onto an airplane

Person 2: Yup, that's an Emotional Support Animal.

Person 1: Doesn't she realize that her Emotional Support Animal is being traumatized?

Person 2: Nope, they are a weaponized form of selfish.

stuffed animal route

the "taking things slow" approach in romantic relationships
We didn't know each other very well; therefore, we took the stuffed animal route.
stuffed animal route by iheartfosse February 20, 2009

Emotional support animal 

A living tool to implement narcissism by proxy.
Only Jesus and my emotional support animal know how important I really am!

emotional support animal 

A scam used to bring your pet on an airplane with you for free.
Yo bitch I gotta go pre-board with my emotional support animal. See you in an hour when you finally get on the plane.

Stupidest animal on the planet 

Cooper is the stupidest animal on the planet.