angerwank

Act of masturbation when one is angry. This act is used when one needs to cool of, thus to relieve stress, an act of angerwanking is used.

"Holy shite, i gonna rip that guys head off!!"
"Chill out winston, go have an angerwank fool!"

by rodgerzzz January 23, 2008

Anger Porn

Content produced that is used solely for the purpose of intentionally getting yourself mad.

Different from a troll as this is self inflicted

Asshole 1: "Did you see the new Ghostbusters movie?"

Asshole 2: "Nah, I'm not going to subject myself to that anger porn

by Arbiter of Reality August 13, 2016

angernade

A collection of words that are a short, explosive verbal assault.

John's angernade took him completely by surprise.

by Clifford Latta February 27, 2008

anger vision

when someone gets so mad that they have a special form of tunnel vision, that all they see is the person and/or people that made them anger

Person A: I can't believe that guy I called gay didn't see his car getting towed.

Person B: Yeah he had complete anger vision.

by onslaught94 January 24, 2010

Angermayer'd

When you get molested the day before the world ends

You: OH MY GAWD THE WORLD'S ENDING :(
Guy: How do you think I feel? I just got angermayer'd
You: LOL YOUR DAD

by SiikOpTic June 22, 2011

Pre-anger

Where one feels anger at someone for doing something without having any evidence that that person has actually done it

Guy 1: Fuck, your philadelphia cheese has been moved in the fridge, it's now stashed with Playford's stuff
Guy 2: What the fuck? What a dick, why did he move it, I bet he ate some of it
Guy 3: Cool it with the pre-anger dawg

by Blargle Margle April 8, 2011

ball of anger

Someone who is always mad

She's a ball of anger always mad at me

by Qwertyasdf12345 April 13, 2014